Purple Arrow

When a rubber band (or other material that can bind) is wrapped around the penis so that blood cannot flow. This will cause the penis to become enlarged, purple, and the head will be the tip of the "arrow".

Eric was dissapointed with Gareth's small penis, so he wrapped a rubber band around it to make it bigger, causing the Purple Arrow effect.

by Admoka October 11, 2009

purple pounder

White man slang for an African American mans penis. Often times used during jealous or disgusting references.

Shit man, that movie has purple pounders in it!

Ahhh damn, turn that sick shit off!

by NJC March 29, 2005

purple pills

A song Eminem and D12 put out. People call it Purple Hills becuse they had to censor it out to put it on tv. Only true Eminem and D12 fans call it Purple Pills, usually.

"Purple Pills is a really good song."

by eminem_1_fan_032000 AKA: slim baby October 17, 2003

purple bulldog

Take a look in your pants. If you are a dude you have one. If you are a chick you want mine.

Get down on your knees and suck my purple bulldog and get a taste of my manchicken.

by Ubersexual April 21, 2006

purple cobra

Penis with a large, swollen, purple head due to being constrained in a bondage device. The head (glans penis) turns purple and swells from lack of circulation. While it doesn't flatten like a cobra's hood, the head does swell so it becomes larger similar to a cobra's hood.

He put the cock ring on too tight and now he's got a purple cobra.

by Bucko McCane May 19, 2006

Purple Sheen

The hardest erection one can achieve. An erection so hard the head of the penis goes from a velvety matt to a high gloss finish, so red and full of rage that its almost purple, those creating a Purple Sheen off the head of the penis.

Tommy woke up with a Purple Sheen, his dick was so hard it he pushed down on it and popped his lower back.

by Nick Pitarra June 14, 2013

Purple Kiwis

They are the most sinister birds. You know loose threads on you favorite t shirt? Purple kiwis. You know all the random and probably unnessesary dials in micrwaves, dishwashers, washing machines, ovens, and other assorted appliances? Purple kiwis. You know when plastic bottles seem really hard to open because your hand keeps slipping? Purple kiwis grease them up. You know when the toilet seat is unreasonably cold? Purple kiwis. You know when the tiolet seat is unnervingly warm? Purple kiwis. You know when the drawstrings to your sweatshirt get pulled too much on one end and it gets stuck inside the hood? Purple kiwis. You know those little plastic thingies that are used to attach tags to shirts that you should probably cut with scissors but your too lazy and when you try to pull it you just rip the tag off and the plastic thingy is still there and even though you could get scissors you decide to keep trying to pull it off but you cant because its too small and when you give up and just wear it, it is really itchy and you finally go and get scissors but you cant find any? Purple kiwis. You know autocorrect? You know that feeling when you have an itch but you cant find the exact place and you end up looking like a leper with all of your scratching? Purple kiwis. You know when bags of chips have a total of two and a half chips in them? Purpe kiwis. They may look cute when you see them, watch out. They are malicious creatures who crave suffering. They hail from Old Zealand.

Purple kiwis ate my sandwich but left all the crust.

by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022