productive procrastination

what your NOT doing right now!

do your homework you lazy ass

by preacher of the holy church of Sri May 4, 2004

Procurement

A professional method to curing people.

I had a really bad flu. I called a procurement specialist. She cured my flu in a professional manner.

by silentthread November 19, 2010

gfc productions

up and coming record label with 2 main rappers nooky g & c-man along with writers jayo, marcus & dutch. set the pace in the fate records vs. gfc production battles. are known for flow and lyrical genius.

'This track is sick bruv!'
'gfc productions init!'

'dammmnnn girl dat boys fine, hu is he!?'
'nooky g from gfc productions'

by anonymousghjjg July 24, 2006

Apple (product)

Overpriced shits that treats you like a terrible person. Every update, they didn’t even change anything. Worst of all, the battery probably end faster than the relationship between you and anyone else. But hey, at least the OS isn’t that bad isn’t it?

Yeah ask the memes.

P1: “Omg you heard that guy’s getting an Apple (product)?”
P2: “That thing is BS LOL”

by lightblueToast June 28, 2020

Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

production

A picture

I saw you in my mate's production

by maroofh March 14, 2009

Looking Busy, Feeling Productive

What most incompetent, ineffective, or unethical workers do every day to remain on the payroll, or to avoid being fired.

Gullible bosses mistake busyness and long hours for productivity or good work ethics, because their staff are always looking busy, feeling productive all the time.

by MathPlus January 13, 2019