Poocrastination 

Putting off a poop because you know you will be on the toilet for an extended period of time.

"Oh man I ate some half cooked cookies and I have to go to the bathroom but I don't want to go because I'll be in there forever."

-Poocrastination

Poocrastination by Coefficient of Friction January 25, 2010

procrastination 

procrastination is like masturbation it feels good when you do it but later figure out that you just fucked yourself...

I used procrastination to skip studying for a test that i have in 2 hours to party with my friends.

procrastination by Kurokin March 11, 2010

Precrastination 

The rare act of getting something done before tomorrow. The complete opposite of procrastination.

Zach: Oh, man. I hate English 2015. Don't you have to write your paper, too?

Billy: Nope, I joined precrastination nation and did work on that thing, got it done almost a week ago.

Zach: *breaks down and cries*

Billy: *hands him a tissue and pats his back* It'll be okay, buddy.

Precrastination by Nubzilla3 December 6, 2009

procrastinator 

A member of the orange Architect's team in Shadow Cities, who repeatedly puts off getting energy until right before a campaign ends. Generally these are badasses from North Carolina

Dreamergirl16: u guys r so far behind u can never catch up

Haak: pfft....you know we aint nothin but a bunch of procrastinators, we'll be on top at the end

procrastinator by TheHaak June 16, 2011

procrastination 

Things i have done while procrastinating

1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over.....

What great things we have accomplished from procrastination

procrastination by were we came in? July 31, 2008

procrastibate 

Procrastination by masterbation

All i did was procrastibate all day long and got no work done.

procrastibate by Tripp36 September 30, 2008

Productive Procrastination 

Rationalizing your procrastination by doing something else productive.

Wil: "Have you finished that drawing for class yet?"
Amy: "No, I'm too busy doing the dishes."
Wil: "That's such productive procrastination and you know it."

Productive Procrastination by AKM178 February 22, 2011