PrivateRyan

1. one who fondles their anus with there fingertips; to stick their middle finger up their ass
2. one who sticks a gerbil up their ass

I saw something moving around in PrivateRyan's back pocket.

by TheTrueDrinker November 12, 2003

Private Pyle

To 'do' a 'Private Pyle' is an action; usually this action is performed by a person of average intelligence and involves becomming totally un-hinged and without rudimentary competance when working on a Compaq Rack, full of mission critical Server equipment.

Systems Tech 1: "Shit...did you hear what that Support dude did?"

Systems Tech 2: "Man was he dumb...he Private-Pyled that whole Rack of kit"

Support Tech 1: "(snigger)...yeah - what a dumb-ass"

Support Tech 2: "Yeah - I think he was Millhouse'd..."

by Morale Suppression Officer December 10, 2003

megan knees private story

a private story on snapchat in which someone posts twerking videos of themselves or with friends.

i made a megan knees private story so i can get my hoes back

by yesimfrgay July 5, 2020

Private Donut

Acctualy, this is where a lonely low ranking officer in the armed forces has to make do with a donut for sexual company. Say, if his hand has been blown off an dhe cant get an other private to blow him off.

Im just off for a private donut!

by Philly the willy February 23, 2005

your private dancer for money

Shibo

damn when is that shibo coming??? ive been waiting for it to come... hmm ...
*shibo arives*
TAKE IT OFF!!!

by Julie February 22, 2003

private ballons

a sad and geekie nick-name for brests. my friend made it up, *tisk tisk*

yo i touched her private ballons, there squishie like you're moms apple pie.

by dj. cracka August 20, 2005

privateer

Nickname of the University of New Orleans. Yet the mascot is an alligator.

The University of New Orleans Privateers were one game away from being in the 2004 NCAA Basketball tournament.

by d-Mack April 30, 2004