Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Elvis Pretzel

Elvis Prestley but on steroids

Dan: Elvis Pretzel

by ElvisPretzel October 31, 2023

Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries

when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.

wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!

by sussybls December 3, 2023

Dirty Pretzel

A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.

Me: me and the wife got freaky over the weekend.

Them: what happened?
Me: we did da dirty pretzel.

by Brad Daddy February 2, 2024

Gay Pretzel

Two homosexuals playing Twister!

Twister on pride month was a great idea! Y'all are Gay Pretzel's

by MasterMastermind February 1, 2025

Purple Pretzel

When you try to flirt but remember she's married.

"Blue balls. idk about that but i do know Purple Pretzel."

by Saltee March 3, 2025

Mongolian Pretzel

When two Mongolian girls interlock hands and jerk you off whilst simultaneously scissoring, thus conquering your cock

Steve, did I tell you about last summer when I studied abroad in Mongolia? I got such a crazy Mongolian Pretzel that I couldn't walk straight for a month.

by reverie96 February 13, 2026