Pounding Father

A Person or Group of People (Pounding Fathers) who founds a secret society of Heavy Drinkers.

Derives from the old english term "Founding Father" but made into a more modern term by replacing the "F" with a "P".

Sir Swoll: "Sir Peach, why are Sir King, Sir Sitch, Sir Czar, Sir Tweets, Sir Kreach and Sir Nugz so important to the Knights of the Pound Table, our secret society of bros who serve by the three P's (Pound, Pussy, Procrastination)?"

Sir Peach: "Because they are the Pounding Fathers of the Knights."

by KnightsOfThePoundTable December 3, 2010

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Gentleman's pounding

To give a woman an especially rough round of sex after having attended/participated in a classy event such as a scotch tasting or gala affair.

Wow, Rob gave me a real gentleman's pounding after scotchfest last night...

by tigersfan March 29, 2011

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Pounds from

"Pounds from" is something like
when you have to do something and
you don't care much about the feelings of the other people.

"Pounds from my brothers, cause I need to leave." means "Sorry for my brothers, but I have to leave (now and I don't care of what you're saying!)."

by Hard Buddy July 2, 2005

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grower's pound

A Californian term used to describe a pound of weed. normally comes with 7-8 extra grams for personal use for the buyer.

"I bought a grower's pound last weekend, you ready to smoke?"

by ButtPowder July 24, 2016

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wife pounds

The 10-60 lbs a woman gains in the first few years of marriage.

Tyler: "Damn dude, Rachel really let herself go since getting married.
Hans: "For real, she put on those wife pounds".

Homeboy 1: "Wow, homegirl really let herself go since she got married".
Homeboy 2: "As soon as she got that ring she put on those wife pounds".

by Flatfoot McCloud July 31, 2018

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