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Net Positive

A person who has evolved in his communications and data management to the point of considering obsolete the use of text messages, cd burning, and games not played online.
A Net Positive person does not watch TV, neither goes to movie theaters; if not downloadable, he says, it is not worth the bother.
A: "Yo... let´s go to see Date Night."
B: "You mean... to the cinema?"
A: "´Course!"
B: "Forget it... Net Positive."
by rperazag June 22, 2010
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mercenary position

–noun
a position for sexual intercourse in which one fuckee hires a professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army to lay upon the other fuckee.

Origin:
1965–70; so called because it was allegedly favored by lethargic Christian missionaries working among indigenous peoples, in preference to positions in which the man approaches the woman from behind, with little work done himself.
God damnit woman I ain't got no more semen in me. You done run my well dry. Shit female, Imma have to break it out in mercenary position.
by cK March 3, 2009
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fetus position

to be in the position of a fetus to remember you when you were in your mother's stomach. The position that reconfort you when you're emo.
To cry in a fetus position like an emo.
by sweetie_mel_ June 22, 2006
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sexual positions

Where one is ranked on the sexual ladder.
yoan is WAY out of my sexual position.. i need to find someone more in my league..
by Yoan February 1, 2003
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fecal position

A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.
Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".
by rocketride August 14, 2008
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Body positive

Body Positive! Eating whatever you want! And then crying about it after :( But posting on instagram that you’re sexy, even though you truely don’t believe it
Interviewer - “What does body positive mean too you?”

Confident person “ Body Positive! Eating whatever you want! And then crying about it after :( But posting on instagram that you’re sexy, even though you truely don’t believe it
by MsGirl May 22, 2021
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A# D# Position

A term used when a harpist uses the A sharp and D sharp pedals on their instrument. This position is when the harpist's legs are most widely apart.

If a harpist keeps their legs in the A# D# position for longer than necessary, it can look very sexually suggestive. It is therefore the harping equivalent of a 'Y shaped coffin'.

Can also be abbreviated to 'A# D#', as well as 'A sharp D sharp position' and 'A sharp D sharp'
"Ew, look at that harpist, she's totally A# D#"

"I'm sorry, but the A# D# position just doesn't work with guys'
mugGet the A# D# Positionmug.

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