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pooting

The term used when someone farts in another persons face.
Pooting is = *person positions backside near someones face and lets one rip*
by JayGulBard May 31, 2007
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popping your collar

For pimp-ass mofos and gangstas;

Usually when one pinches the sides of your collar, usually on a polo or dress-shirt. You pinch the sides, and pull them up in self appraisal. It's a way of saying to the world, "look at how great I am". Almost exclusively male.

For preppy teenaged boys and girls;

Usually when the boy or girl unfolds the collar of a polo so that it stands straight up around the neck. It's supposed to be 'cool', but you can sometimes come off looking like Batman.
For gangstas; "You were popping your collar when I told you how sharp you looked in that velour suit."

For preps; "Nick was popping his collar in class today. At first I thought his ears were cold, but then I realized he thought it was 'cool'."
by BrandySwizzles August 6, 2006
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poopin it

(verb) Changing one's normal behavior to satisfy the wants of the opposite sex without bettering the chance of intimate endeavors with whomever is involved.
Ross was poopin it tough last night at bali's with that girl
by mu epsilon alpha tau December 6, 2010
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Vladasmear Poopin

The Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)

To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Adolf Shitler ( a-dolf shit-ler)

or the Shitler

Origin:
The Vladasmear Poopin is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
Vladasmear PoopinAdolf Shitlershitlershit headshitcrapcleveland steamerboston blowfishjerk offmasterbate
by King Philly July 10, 2009
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finger popping

man is was finger popping mary last night
by bodyguard065 September 14, 2006
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pooking

When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.
Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.

I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.
by Kenny Evans April 13, 2007
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poofing

The sexual act of being anally penetrated by a blow up doll's penis or attached dildo.
Spent the whole night poofing, can't sit down and I need a new doll.
by Magnus Rahl September 6, 2016
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