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Packing The Bench

Packing The Bench is the process of managing to fart while needing to poop, all the while avoiding accidentally sharting. The gas passes around the stool, removing gas pockets and allowing the stool to collect and bulk.
"Yo, I'd avoid standing behind me, I'm really packing the bench over here."
by hollow1 October 29, 2023
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De-Picking

The act of somone picking their underwear from the crack of their butt.
I am de-picking the hell out of this underwear because it has been killing me all day.
by PR PWR November 17, 2006
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selective poking

When you have many pokes to reply to on Facebook, and you choose to reply to only certain ones to save time.
Katie-I poked you months ago and you still haven't replied!
Jessie-I've been selective poking, I had too many, but you're next, I promise!
by sillyolivia April 26, 2011
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Flash Poking

Think it's weird to get "poked" on FB? Imagine getting poked by multiple people all at once. Flash Poking is when a group of people set a specific date and time to "poke" someone on FB, typically the pokee is a mutual friend of all pokers.
Ok, everyone. A Flash Poking is scheduled for Wednesday the 14th at 1:30 pm sharp. Alfonso wont know what hit him!
by So-Fee-Ah December 16, 2011
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Penis Packing Patty

An unhappy, lonely person that obsesses equally over men and women...... especially ones they are attracted to physically and emotionally. The person resembles a woman but talks like a man. Ambiguous about sexual preference.
When she took a picture of herself in a black one piece swimsuit, it was clear she was Penis Packing Patty.
by Moe Belmore September 14, 2012
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dimp picking

Picking up the remains of cigarettes which have been dropped either on the floor or in a bin
"Dude that hobo is dimp picking over there"
by Leyther July 3, 2016
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pope packing

Being so heavily devoted to the lord that you have to start packing boys into your van for a cheeky bum, because children just dont go to church anymore
Genesis 3:5 and then there was pope packing
by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016
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