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Piss passed

This is when someone passes a mandatory evaluation by questionable means, such as cheating by a friendly official.
I piss passed my fire awareness annual because my pal gave me credit.
by I, Wreckerrr April 7, 2021
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Thunder Piss

When your piss is so strong people waiting outside the door to use the bathroom can feel the floor vibrating from your piss hitting the toilet water.
"Thunder. Thunder! THUNDER PISS!"

"Man, Joe must have had a thunder piss. I felt it in the living room"

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by Pleasures Your Mom October 6, 2009
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frosty piss

On Slashdot, a high-traffic technology news website, there is a moderation system based on score. Traffic alone guarantees the difficulty of obtaining the first post, which is rewarding for the user. Such comments are generally frowned upon and attributed a negative score by the moderators.

Frosty Piss is therefore intended to be a near-anagram of First Post. Many other anagrammatic variations exist, depending only on the user's boredom and creativity.
Subject: FROSTY PISS!!!!!
Body: OMG I GOT THE FIRST POST! WHEEEE!
by eggstasy August 22, 2011
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baseline piss

Peeing in a urinal or a toilet from the side instead of from the front. Analogous to a basketball player shooting a jump shot from the baseline rather than from the top of the key.
Jamanthony: One sec Reece, I'm bout to take a baseline piss.
Shareece: Who the fuck you think you are b? Shane Battier?
Jamanthony: He got two rings. How many you got Reece?
Shareece: Damn cuz you got me, ok go ahead...
by xjamanthonyx September 22, 2013
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shotgun piss

The kind of piss you take right after a hard fapping that sprays in streams because the inside of your urethra is so sticky
I just took a shotgun piss all over your toilet Sara.
by OneHandTyper January 5, 2014
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Inch of piss

Usually refers to the extra bit of piss that embarrassingly emerges, even after a vigorous shake.
9 times out of 10 this is after you've re-holstered the middle wicket resulting in an embarassing wet patch on the front of your trousers.
Rob: "HAHA! What the fuck is that wet patch on the front of yer jeans?? you incontinent fuckwit!"

Steve: "Oh fuck! That bastard Inch of piss again, i shook the old lad for well over a minute too."
by mightynimrod June 4, 2009
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Shit, piss, corruption, snot

The first four words of a fraternity cheer, best sung when falling-down drunk, from the 1930s, that my father taught me.
Shit, piss, corruption, snot, six pigs’ assholes tied in a knot; rah, rah, weasel shit!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021
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