pimp 

a newport cigarette

do you have a pimp?

pimp by dakota bongwater February 7, 2004

pimp 

A large pimple usually on the side of your left temple.

DAMN FOOL! You got yourself a big ass pimp over there!

pimp by ohhey14 November 19, 2007

pimp 

Peeing-in-my-pants

Yo dude, that was pimp funny;

Yo dude, I'm lol pimp.

pimp by Adrenal D May 6, 2009

Pimp 

Protstutes of the soul. Pimps tend to never have good intentions. If your dumb you gravitate to them and let them sell your wares.

Jon: check out what I did in 07' ~~buy kelly mugs, tshirts and magnetsSomeone's exposed butt crack. Especially when at least three inches is visible and hairy.

(See plumbers crack.)
Dude! get a belt, you showin your kelly! and by the way, shave a line where your back stops and your butt starts.
butt crack kelly plumbers crack bytt cleavage gross

by John the man! Dec 9, 2007

Me: You ass, your prostituting people. What do you call youself a pimp too? Make it funnier instead of hateful and it would mean more.

Pimp by IliketoplayWmyownbllsdude December 7, 2009

pimp 

Noun:
P- Player
I- In
M- a Management
P- Position

That pimp nigga got twenty hoes in his stable.

pimp by Pimpin Stylz September 20, 2008

Pimp 

The owner of a crystler Dynasty, usually between the years of 88 and 93, Must contain a Loud stereo, air horn, and some Fog Lights.

Ricky's "Pimp"mobile

Pimp by Rbayliss February 25, 2011

Pimp 

When you finish a night wearing the hat of an 80 year old woman

I finished the night wearing the hat of an 80 year old woman, that's got to be some sort of Pimp record...

Pimp by druben March 9, 2011