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Armchair pilot

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024
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pilot error

Why is Susan off work?

Jessica: She’s off work due to pilot error.
by Gert Barr April 5, 2021
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Twat Pilot

When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.
lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.
by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022
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Minge Pilot

A person who likes going down on women regularly.

Also another word for someone who serves milkshake in Mcdonalds.

Minge Pilot, is a term made from the two words "minge" and "pilot" so can be translated to mean someone who flies an aircraft and likes vagina.

It is generally a term used for lesbians as apart from scissoring and fingering, they are limited in what they can do, so they therefore usually go down on their partner.
Oh see Ellie over there? Shes such a minge pilot!

Look at John, he flies a plane and goes down on his wife, what a minge pilot!

Thanks for the vanilla milkshake Mr Minge Pilot!
by Mrtittybojangle January 10, 2014
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shitbox fighter pilot

Manual transmission shitbox car or someone who drives one, usually a common compact vehicle like a hot hatch, generic enough to to be disposable but fast enough to get easily killed driving at high speed.
There go's another shitbox fighter pilot in a golf GTI, living on borrowed time in a world that despises thim. Live your best life little buddy.
by Sick_puppy_13 December 31, 2022
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herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.
1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017
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Co-pilot Queen

Not a passenger, but a partner. She’s in the front seat, matching energy, sharing control, and treated like a queen every mile of the way.
She’s a true Co-Pilot Queen, navigating life side by side with her partner.
by Harry's Way August 7, 2025
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