Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024
Get the Armchair pilotmug. by Gert Barr April 5, 2021
Get the pilot errormug. When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.
by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022
Get the Twat Pilotmug. A person who likes going down on women regularly.
Also another word for someone who serves milkshake in Mcdonalds.
Minge Pilot, is a term made from the two words "minge" and "pilot" so can be translated to mean someone who flies an aircraft and likes vagina.
It is generally a term used for lesbians as apart from scissoring and fingering, they are limited in what they can do, so they therefore usually go down on their partner.
Also another word for someone who serves milkshake in Mcdonalds.
Minge Pilot, is a term made from the two words "minge" and "pilot" so can be translated to mean someone who flies an aircraft and likes vagina.
It is generally a term used for lesbians as apart from scissoring and fingering, they are limited in what they can do, so they therefore usually go down on their partner.
Oh see Ellie over there? Shes such a minge pilot!
Look at John, he flies a plane and goes down on his wife, what a minge pilot!
Thanks for the vanilla milkshake Mr Minge Pilot!
Look at John, he flies a plane and goes down on his wife, what a minge pilot!
Thanks for the vanilla milkshake Mr Minge Pilot!
by Mrtittybojangle January 10, 2014
Get the Minge Pilotmug. Manual transmission shitbox car or someone who drives one, usually a common compact vehicle like a hot hatch, generic enough to to be disposable but fast enough to get easily killed driving at high speed.
There go's another shitbox fighter pilot in a golf GTI, living on borrowed time in a world that despises thim. Live your best life little buddy.
by Sick_puppy_13 December 31, 2022
Get the shitbox fighter pilotmug. A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.
1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.
2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017
Get the herpes pilotmug. Not a passenger, but a partner. She’s in the front seat, matching energy, sharing control, and treated like a queen every mile of the way.
by Harry's Way August 7, 2025
Get the Co-pilot Queenmug.