Phone Drafting

Following closely behind someone while using your phone so you won't run into anything.

See also: People Drafting

"I need to send a text to Jimmy. Mind if I phone draft you for a minute?"

"Walking through San Francisco is annoying. At one point there were three people phone drafting me."

by farktronix June 18, 2008

phone macarena

the act of checking you side and then back pockets in search of your phone usually causing you to accidently perform a portion of the macarena.

john: dude wait where is my phone?! *checks pockets*
Bob: haha you just did the phone macarena

by mynamedontmatter October 19, 2009

Phone Dumb

When a person is mentally incapable of functioning whilst having any sort of mobile device in front of them. Typically characterized by open, slack jaw, glassy eyes and a zombie-like sway or teeter.

"Ashley! Ashley! I've been talking to you for well over minute and you've gone all phone dumb".

by Baxter Wilde August 22, 2014

Phone-douche

Person who talks loudly on phone around a captive audience (i.e. In an elevator, a train, dorm room, or other group setting) and says ignorant, obnoxious, or simply TMI kinds of things.

In a dorm, late at night:
Your room-mate on the phone: "Don't worry dude, you didn't know you had (horrendous STD) before you started dating her, if she breaks up with you over that, she's just not the one."

You text your friend: "My room-mate is a total Phone-douche!"
All the while you cover your ears under your blanket imagining smashing his phone/asking God what you did to deserve this.

by sprstix409 January 28, 2012

Phone Jab

A jab from a phone.

Hi Dave, how are you? Hi Penny, i'm good thank you, are you okay? PHONE JAB!!

owwwww

by DavePen February 1, 2012

spirit phone

perfection

guy: spirit phone
other guy: lemon😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

by human i think February 3, 2023

Phone Goalie

A person or friend who will call your cell phone to rescue you from an uncomfortable or otherwise undesireable conversation with someone else.

Thank god my phone goalie stepped in, because if I had to listen to one more story about how she named her cat "Pilates", I was going to pull my own arms off....

by hemmingwayredux June 22, 2011