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Spread like wildfire by the semi-literate and white trash, a quote that starts with either « Life, Love, or A Real Man... » followed by some god-awful half-witted analogy, written by some incult, uneducated and unintelligent teenager.
A real man doesn't care what color you wore today... or some other inept facebook philosophy.
by Villies August 4, 2013
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philosophical booty

A girl who is well versed in physiology and is also a freak.
Nate: "What you gonna do when you graduate college?"

Brian: "I'm going to be rich and do a different girl every night".

Nate: "Yea right."

Brian: "What about you"?

Nate: " I'm gonna marry Cinny".

Brian: "Cinny's got you hooked on that philosophical booty."
by Trippin'1999 December 15, 2010
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philosopher

The worst kind of person. The person that doesn't do anything, but just thinks about things.
Carpenter: I built a house.

Doctor: I saved a woman's life.

Scientist: I've designed the missle defense system our country uses.

Philosopher: I've decided I do exist.
by bored at work at 2:20 pm January 26, 2008
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phalopian tube

is a part of female uterus in which a tube runs along the inside up into the body
you stupid phalopian tube
by Bradly Peterson May 13, 2005
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Armchair Philosopher

Generally these people are pompous, drug induced, morons.

They usually wear beanies or a loose fitting t-shirt and dirty clothes. They spend their days by the TV smoking weed and watching rick&morty. They watch the Joe rogan podcast and believe that aliens are everywhere and that the CIA have time machines.

You may confuse them with tinfoil wearers but they are a little less nuts. They believe that them and only them understand the universe and that they are unique and special... But they work for minimum wage and get their facts from unreliable sources and use blanket terms to make their points seems more air tight. When you challenge them on these views then they usually get angry and aggressive but be assured that they haven't been in a fight since their mate stole their pokemon card.

These people are not credible and lack all intellect that they need to make valid conclusions. They will tout unionism as good and capitalism as bad. They believe that the police can't come in their house if they say they can't and they are deluded enough to believe that they are important.

Enjoy your day!
Hey Tom, see Kevin?

Yeah.

Well he's become a pot head and believes the moon landing was fake. God, another Armchair Philosopher!
by Scottish Dictionary March 26, 2020
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Phagosome

man, Ty wont stop talking shit about me, what a phagosome.
by XxjkjayxX December 18, 2008
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phatos

Derek Ho is the definition of a phatos
Derek the Phatos
by Darewreckho November 10, 2013
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