Self-parterned

The term single people use to tell everyone that the are not looking for anyone special or are off the hook.

Eg- So what's your relationship status?
I'm self-parterned

by Peppergum November 5, 2019

One-percenter

The percentile road traffic of entitled, middle-class, able-bodied narcissistic cyclists who manage to corrupt entire political systems.

Is that a cyclomaniac? No! It's a one-percenter, just another prick cycling around claiming the represents the masses when he was born with a silver spoon in every orifice and still claims to be unrepresented.

by witshang February 10, 2022

Extra Cigarette Perception

When two people decide they want a cigarette at the same time.

How did you know I wanted a cigarette too? You must have Extra Cigarette Perception!

by WBB115PSU October 15, 2010

Pente-Pimp

To adorn, embellish, or ornament an object with colorful 5-Gum wrappers.

He pente-pimped his calculator.

by Shelly Long February 19, 2009

perceive

become aware or conscious of (something); come to realize or understand..

Handy Manny: 'i am depressed.'
Cheyenne: 'why?'
Handy Manny: 'bradley called me ugly.'
Cheyenne: ' lol his boobs are bigger than mine'
Handy Manny: 'well you should prove it and send me a picture'
Cheyenne: ' did you seriously just ask me for nudes'
Handy Manny: ' well.... only if you perceive it that was....;)'

by Ciana☭ January 21, 2020

Hybrid Perception

Group of crazy guys from Rhode Island. They do stupid and crazy things.

www.hybridperception.net

I wish I could be in Hybrid Perception.

by Dean December 21, 2004

ex parte

A legal term, which is mumbo jumbo. It actually refers to a huge blowout party thrown when your former spouse royally screws up.

Dude 1: My ex just filed for her 4th divorce.
Dude 2: Sounds like it's time for an ex parte!!

by vonchris7 November 23, 2017