pee pee whacked

verb. To get belittled, or get your balls busted by your boss for saying something illogical or not being productive while in a meeting with your colleages.

Doug: (Says something illogical)

Mike: Hold on a minute there Doug, I'm going to whack your pee pee on this.

Afterwords
Colleages: Man you really got your pee pee whacked.

Doug: I know, it's worse than being Becca'd (Definition 1). I'm going to have to go and get some Nan (Definition 7) tonight. Hopefully I don't end up with an Eric (Definition 20).

by Cougar Magnet June 19, 2009

pee spot

A location above the urinal that men look at intently while urinating, usually to avoid looking at anything else in the men's bathroom, especially including other men.

I didn't want to see the johnson of the guy pissing next to me in my peripheral vision or for him to think I glanced at his junk, so I chose my pee spot to be the grout between some tiles on the wall above the urinal.

by IKP January 25, 2008

pee on a stick

Or POAS refers to the act of taking a pregnancy test or ovulation predictor test. It could also be used in other 'urine testing' contexts too.

I couldn't wait to pee on a stick so I picked up a couple HPTs and took one in the mall restroom.

by Offpill March 11, 2008

Pee Pee

It's PG version of DICK

Nice PEE PEE you got there, by the way no homo.

by Aaru2005 November 2, 2020

pee and blow

To urinate and flatulate while using the toilet.

That meal was a big one; later, I had release a furious pee and blow.

by T. G. March 1, 2008

pee-pee

The male reproductive organ.

I love ninjas with every part of my body, including my pee-pee.

by Nugget April 27, 2003

pee pee

a small penis. usually 1-3 inches

How big is your pee pee?

by niggajones November 30, 2007