Definitions by niggajones

schlong worm 

When a worm carefully slips into a male's penis and then proceeds to eat their insides out.

Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.

Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!

Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.

schlong worm by NiggaJONES August 5, 2012

phooba 

a flap of fat that hangs over a nigga ladies vagina

Pretty much the BIGGEST COCK BLOCK

Yo, NiggaJONES, dis bitch lanisha had the biggest fucken phooba.

Fo' Real, nigga? Dat shit cray

phooba by NiggaJONES August 4, 2012

pee pee

a small penis. usually 1-3 inches

How big is your pee pee?

pee pee by niggajones November 30, 2007