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pecker checker protector

the board between two urinals in a men's restroom
that dude was definitely gay,...thanks to the pecker checker protector,..he didn't look at my stuff!!
by ronplaisance November 30, 2011
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pecker track flag

A pecker track flag is a face towel or rag flown an automobile antenna after an amorous encounter in a car.
Steve let everyone know he got it by flying a pecker track flag on his antenna.
by Angel of the Morning January 16, 2021
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Indian Pecker Bomb

It's a blow job with a mouth lined with chili powder.

Also commonly referred to as an IPB.

If an IPB is performed correctly, the recipient usually ejaculates instantly.
Ajeet: "Hey Sanjeet, did you convince Amrita to give you an Indian Pecker Bomb?"

Sanjeet: "Yes, I did. I have to tell you though, my dick was on fire. But, it was great."
by f_oggy February 17, 2009
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Pecker lips bitch

Someone who is so annoying that they must suck dick for a living. Does not imply Gayhood. Merely a modifyer for how annoying someone is.

For instance, Dirk Diggler from Boogie Nights.
He is not gay but finds himself at the business end of a cock.
His foolish drug-addled behavior gets him into the trouble that turns him into a cocksucker. Hence, he is being a Pecker Lips Bitch.
Phineas was puffing peckers with a pernicious gusto, therefore he is a Pecker lips bitch.
by Stoogin-Poogins August 10, 2006
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Dagger pecker tattoo

A tattoo of a dagger that a guy gets on his pecker ususlly after he has raped someone and/or had major sex.

In some circles if guys find out you got it without earning it they will remove it the hard way.
John's got a dagger pecker tattoo.
by Deep blue 2012 January 28, 2010
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Orange Pecker Syndrome

aka "O.P.S."; (n) a not-so-rare skin condition that develops when an individual spends the day watching porn and eating Cheetos.
"Jim lost his job; I'm afraid he's at risk for O.P.S."
by Kristomie Wagmaster April 19, 2005
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turtle pecker

A turtle pecker describes any man's penis that is more of a grower than a shower. A penis that when seen limp appears to not have a head at all because it is tucked into the foreskin.
I am not sure that I will be able to fuck Kevin again, after we finished and he was getting dressed, I noticed that he had a turtle pecker!
by STGINAZ February 7, 2017
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