o.p.s

O.P.S. (old people syndrom)
The word you use to describe old people that can't do cool things

Guy 1: man my mom doesn't know what hype means
Guy 2: damn that a case of o.p.s. my guy

by Cool gamer boy December 13, 2018

O.P.S.J.

Its the abreviation for Over the Pants Squeeze Job. Or when a female gives the man a HJ over his shorts or underwear.

"Man where were you and Ashilie last night?"
"Oh I was at her house, getting an O.P.S.J.".

by Pus$AaYYEAta69 September 9, 2010

H.O.P.S.

Hookers and/or Ho's on parade
Used to describe a group of slutty girls trying to get attention from the opposite sex using scandalous and obviously whoreish antics.
These HOPS can be eaisly picked out of a crowd for having the following traits:
- exposing wardrobe
- Noses up in the air
- dancing like they are having sex with nothing
- clinging onto people of importance. (Ie - Dj's, club staff, local celebrities)
- excessive amounts of disgusting makeup cakes on their faces
- excessive amount of cheap knockoff purfume
- fake tits

These HOPS usually gather in groups of 3 or more, although you can find them individually, usually under a random man.

"Oh my god Karen, the H.O.P.S. are out again!"

by alwaysthat November 5, 2006

D.O.P.S.

Deprivation of Pussy Syndrome: a disease contracted after prolonged periods of not getting any. Commonly found at places where attractive females are found few and far between, such as any of the service academies, or prison.

Guy 1: Dude, she is SO hot!! I wanna get with her!
Guy 2: Are you serious? she's butt ugly!
Guy 1: Nah man, you're crazy.
Guy 2: Man, I think you're suffering from D.O.P.S.

by DaZeusness December 7, 2006

H.O.P.S

Hindrance of Progress and Success

While Michele attempted to write her final paper, Cassandra kept asking her to play cards.

Cassandra: "Lets play cards!"
Michele: "You're being a H.O.P.S. right now."

by ayyyyeeeeoooo July 18, 2010

D.W.O.P.S

A quick acronym for the phrase "Dealing with other peoples stupidity'.

Dude, at work today I dealt with so much D.W.O.P.S. It wasn't even funny.

by Pat in dah Hat December 7, 2014

P.S.O.O.P

an acronym meaning "people shitting on other people" used in situations when either one group of people or person completley dominates another in a sporting event,video game etc. not unlike owning or pwning.

pronounced "peasoup"

-"Dude you just beat the shit out of those guys!"
-"Yea i know i P.S.O.O.P -ed em"

by Brock H October 30, 2007