Payton

An absolute loser. Sits around on her computer everyday and has a crippling addiction to cats and everything related to them. Her parents don't love her because she racks up the WiFi bill by staying on omegle or Minecraft all day. Shes usually lonely and depressed but has a few close friends. And she probably hates you. Sorry.

Person 1: "Why does that girl wear only black all the time?"
Person 2: "Because she's Payton"

by HEEHEE69420 November 25, 2019

paget

a universal and flexible term to describe something lame. the word derives from the phrase daniel paget meaning small, pale, ginger and bearing a hairy mole

eg you dirty paget
eg paget loves bryn

by tig-cosh August 30, 2008

patet

horny

"Im feeling Patet right now."

by Tommy Leeh January 23, 2010

pagetwentythrree

The most perfect blog in the world

pagetwentythrree dot tumblr dot com

by secretduvall October 31, 2011

Payton kern

Payton is the hottest girl u will ever meet. She's perfect in every way.

Payton kern is perf

by Truckaduck November 4, 2013

Payed Poo

When someone takes a big shit whilst at work, Therefore they are on paid time and getting paid to poop.

Right... im off to take a payed poo

by Sambophile November 6, 2015

Payton

The most kind,handsome,caring,helpful,loving, boy you will ever meet he can be friends with anyone one and if u lose him sad to be you he can always make ur day

Man i was sad but payton made my night

by Michale691 January 7, 2018