Isabel Parker

She is the biggest snake in the whole world. She always steals Elyssa's jokes as her own. Everyone is annoyed by her all the time. Everyone pretends to be her friend when they actually hate her. She always annoying and doesn't stop talking. She thinks she's funny but in reality she 's really not. She just loves to stir up drama and get mad for no reason. And she thinks she's all that when shes really just not. AVOID ISABELS AT ALL COSTS. Another little side note is that they are usually dumb blondes
"Man, that girl was so annoying, she reminded me of an Isabel Parker."
by ThotClub69 October 30, 2018
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mr parker

A sexy Man whore, someone every girl wants .
Well hey they Mr Parker. 😍Muscles jawline
by King kerry March 24, 2018
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Parker Croft

The amazingly crazy talented actor who plays Felix the Lost Boy on the TV show Once Upon A Time.

He also played Elliot in the independent film Falling Overnight. If you haven't see it yet you should!
Parker Croft is such an amazing actor!
by KimmyD0912 November 23, 2013
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Parker and Spitzer

Euphemism for a fairly common sex act. This iteration can ONLY be performed by a notorious whoremonger, spraying all over an aged sorority house-mother.

The difficulty is becoming a notorious whoremonger.

It's an almost impossible status to achieve, given current mores and manners but still doable!

Raddled, aged sorority sisters are a dime a dozen though.

That's what state schools are for!
Maybe Spitzer and his ho, or Kathleen Parker and a Foxnews babe to be named later, but Parker and Spitzer sounds like a euphemism for an oral sex act. Sorry, no.
by Deety September 08, 2010
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Linker Parker

That guy buys lots of Linkin Park merchandise, he must be Linkor Parker.
by Maggot666 February 17, 2005
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gum parker

the area beneath a man's nutsack, convenient for a whore to put her gum while she gives head.
Yolanda popped out her Dentyne and untilized the gum parker while she earned her ten dollars.
by rocky rockmonoff May 18, 2006
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parker kate

The most beautiful, talented, short, gorgeous, special, poopy girl in the land. She is most likely a 10 year old who wears unicorn pajamas. Or a elderly man with shingles. Your pick, that's your chiz.
Oh, she's a Parker Kate? What a beautiful psycho.
by Allurdreamsyoucantachieve December 23, 2016
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