Parker

Sexy beast with long flippy hair, he's really hot and has a big dick too.

Guy 1: parker just showed me his dick
Guy 2: that's kinda gay

Parker: (nude) what?
Guy 2: wow!!!

by tredd123456789 November 28, 2013

Peter parker

Dust

Peter Parker = dust

by Bucky barns July 3, 2018

Parakeep

When you breed parakeets and sell them for profit and the enjoyment of the fellow parakeeper.

Let's get some parakeets. Let's parakeep.

by AngeryHoboWithAStolenPhone October 20, 2018

paracetalol

a) a derogatory term used in expressing a lack of faith in a particular brand/course of medication

b) a far better way of pronouncing the common household painkiller 'paracetamol'

"i cant wait to get off this paracetalol"

by jt28 October 22, 2007

parade of failure

a public, ongoing, spectacular display of ineptitude.

Working corporate retail, you will be treated to a seemingly endless parade of failure.

The parade of failure which constituted Warren G Harding's term as US president in the early 1920s has endowed him with an undesirable title of Maybe Worst President Ever.

by staggosaurus December 8, 2010

Parker Diet

Receiving oral sex while eating fried chicken, usually in the back seat of a taxi cab; named after the famous jazz musician Charlie Parker.

Clark had a food fetish, so he asked Beth if he could go on a Parker Diet

by joemcjoey April 17, 2011

paraneige

An umbrella that is used in the snow. This is very very wrong. People should never do this since umbrellas are evil.

Look at that woman with her paraneige in the blizzard.

by disco_stu911 September 8, 2011