When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open
Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up
I better not take a bath, I might fill up
by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017
Get the Open Portholemug. Person A: hell yeah man, it’s gonna be great!!
Person B: Gates open!
Person A: what the fuck did you just say?
Person B: Gates open!
Person A: what the fuck did you just say?
by Frostydog11 August 24, 2019
Get the gates openmug. An Open House that is also an Orgy, and both are facilitated by the realtors at the firm of the seller's agent .
"I banged this hot broad at Barbie's Opening House party yesterday afternoon before rush hour."
"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."
"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."
by OwenF April 22, 2019
Get the Opening Housemug. Small dish of pretentious welcoming soup. Recipes are varied, but generally consist of a base of Campbell's Cream of Chicken soup, with local variations based on customs and the main dish to be served. Often made to sound fancy, but secretly is made of crap ingredients. Traditionally served at room temperature in ramekins, in order to increase the level of pretentiousness.
by orangeshirt November 14, 2016
Get the Opening Saucemug. by BigDickRick6996 November 13, 2019
Get the Isaiah Openmug. Meaning that you can see someone's butt crack or underwear slightly as a person is bending over similar to the zipper of a backpack being slightly open.
(Emily bends down to grab books) Me: Hey Emily you've got an open backpack
Emily: Did you notice my new Victoria's Secret thong?
Me: No I was just looking at your crack.
Emily: You're an asshole.
Me: LOL get it?
Emily: Did you notice my new Victoria's Secret thong?
Me: No I was just looking at your crack.
Emily: You're an asshole.
Me: LOL get it?
by mastablasta5000 October 21, 2011
Get the Open Backpackmug. -Refers to the fact that a girl is looking/ accepting suitors and hook up buddies.
-Especially when in pursuit of someone specific
-Especially when in pursuit of someone specific
by Marm the grandmother November 29, 2016
Get the deli is openmug.