Swanned

To be ignored so hard that you begin to doubt your own existence.

No matter how hard Jane tried to get close to the guys, she just kept getting swanned. The neck on her.

by Alex67584 April 24, 2023

Swan muncher

Someone who eats Swans. This is illegal in the UK, and is generally done by pikeys.

Makka is a proper Swan Muncher!

by Paulo Makowski April 17, 2008

swanning

swanning is a term synonymous with “chilling” referring to the way swans chill in water.

Person 1: “What were you up to last night”
Person 2: “Not much, just swanning”

by mabwan July 24, 2021

Silver Swan

The epitome of knowledge and finess, capabale of dropping logs off and going

DC: Wait whats that floating in the River Itchen
AE Thats defo either a contrete slab or a Second world war era sea mine
MH: shut up andi you wad of cheese
ZS: Nah thats a log from the silver swan you can tell by lack of paper

by DEICER March 27, 2023

Swan Dive

After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home

Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.

by DannyMc810204 August 14, 2016

Swan

Swan is an amazing teenage boy who loves to play basketball and football, but loves someone else even more. If he finds someone attractive, he will like her always and forever. But break his heart, and he will become a different beast. Swan funny, and will always make you laugh unintentionally.

Swan is such a loveable guy!

by 39kGoldn March 18, 2024

Swan Party

It's basically a hen party for stuck up snobs

"When is your Hen party?"

"Hen party? That's so last decade you dumb bitch, I'm worth a Swan party"

by Sploosh93 July 13, 2020