twitter mommy

1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybaby #myworld

2) A mom who spends 9 hours a night at the club, 8 hours a day asleep, 6 hours a day working, and an hour minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to twitter using hashtags such as: #myworld #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel

"Did you see Amanda on twitter with her kid?"

"Yea, she a twitter mommy"

by smh yea May 14, 2014

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016

Fluffy Mommy

A semi-endearing term for a fat bitch. Fluffy refers to fluffy rolls of fat, whilst mommy refers to th marginally sexist term to describe women in general. Avoid fluffy mommies unless you're into BBW.

Hey Kaseem- I'm gonna go talk to the hot mommy, you go ahead and take one for the team and talk to that fluffy mommy over there.

by Attractive Nuisance December 27, 2008

Sugar mommy

Bethany is daemon's sugar mommy

Bethany is such a good Sugar Mommy

by Daemooo September 4, 2021

mommy issues

When someone can't figure out why they need approval from a strong woman. They a slut for Mommy.

Mommy issues = Please Mommy, please

by HeteroBoySlut June 19, 2019

mommy pillows

what you could call boobs after a woman has a child

wow steph has some nice and firm mommy pillows

by son of the south February 2, 2006

mommie love

Sexy attractive Female Love with such intencity you give up all others.

I didnt know it but it is true Mommie Love.

by Michael R. 54 yr. old October 29, 2007