Nonhumielsic

An adjective meaning neither wet, nor dry

*nonhumielsic is not a real word, but we would like it to be one

Scientists argue over whether water is wet or dry, so instead they refer to it as nonhumielsic.

by viettownn November 26, 2019

North Korean Election

When there's an election, but only one candidate is running.

"I was gonna go vote for mayor, but I found out there was only one person running for it, it was a North Korean Election."

by koolmin23 November 9, 2019

North Campus Nigga

A student who lives in the northern area of the University of Texas at Austin

Wow that guy lives in North campus? I didn’t know we had a North Campus Nigga in this club😳

by NCNforever December 23, 2019

North wilkes middle school

A school full of fake ass hoes who cant keep their legs together. Drugs and vapes are circling around and the school almost got shot up. The teachers are really rude to the students and dress code is gayer then the boys. Pretty much all the boys are short and they'll probably cheat on you with some twat from East. People pretend to be pregnant to get someone to stay with them. Bullying is not dealt with. The stuck up bitches care more about students grades then their will to live. Someone please show this to our principal. Hoes walk around with their back arched trying to look thicc when in all reality they're flatter then a mcdonalds burger.

North wilkes middle school makes me want to cry and kill myself.

by youurmom January 15, 2020

North Poulner

Known for beefing the South of Poulner.

The North have Tescos and the rest of the shopping area and will stand their ground

However i personally got caught lacking at a shop in the South and they didn't do anything

This goes on to prove that the Northside mandem are elite whilst the South are trying to gain attention by using the name of North Poulner in vain

Morgan: I was circling the South on my moped when I came across a nitty and he nearly bit me
Dan: Yeah bro you can tell it's the South

In this Situation, a Northside resident (North Poulner) has appeared to of came across a crackhead who (in an attempt of attacking him) has tried to bite him

by Certiest of the North February 11, 2020

North Buncombe High

The most redneck of all the schools in Buncombe country N.C. Once had a highly questionable (bdsm master) security guard. Has very fancy bathrooms where the stall doors are sheets of spray painted ply wood with the corners cut out so you can open it over the toilet.

Administrator - you’re fired from north Buncombe high
Security guard - why?
Administrator - for being a bdsm god

by Nbhs-security.guard October 31, 2021

North Platte

A South-Western town in Nebraska. Widely known for it’s rail-yard, the Bailey Yard. If you live here you either were raised here out in the country and are forced to stay. Seriously, nobody with decent intelligence wants to stay in North Platte. Yet, in some way, people are stuck here. You probably fit into one of these five large-known stereotypes in North Platte. 1. You’re a sporty prep with a lot of friends and we’re born into either a middle class or high class family that can afford most things. 2. You’re a stoner. Pretty common here, majority of people in this fucking town have missing teeth because of their hard ass meth addictions. Your parents either support you in this lifestyle or you’re matching the stereotype here and drifting away from your family’s dreams of being a nurse. Or you grew up in a gang. 3. You’re a weird outcast and find it funny to be loud and obnoxious and probably have hair growing in places it shouldn’t. 4. Your whole personality is based off of tiktok and resulted you into having a cottage core mushroom lesbian phase. 5. You grew up on a family farm and have a mullet and a package of toothpicks in your bag just to suck on during class. Mmm. That nice wooden taste. Reminds me of that deer I killed last month. In result, this town fucking sucks. Never fucking move here unless you want hospitalized depression, or weed.

Person 1: So where do you live?
Person 2: North Platte.
Person 1: What now?
Person 2: You don’t wanna know.

by hairyballsinyomouf October 5, 2021