by WGJustin May 29, 2016
Get the Ball Poolmug. When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 5, 2020
Get the Turkey Ballsmug. When one’s nutsack hangs down next to the shaft, resembling arms of an inverted cactus. Heat is usually a contributing factor.
by Jon the American February 11, 2021
Get the Arm Ballsmug. A stand-alone response to a statement, declaring that the person giving it has no proof. Literally, "That's your imagination!"
by Sunny Smith February 26, 2017
Get the Trump ballsmug. The term comes from loose toilet paper particles. Clinging to the butthairs and ballhair. From rapid movement trying to remove pudding skins after taking a poop or hairy hurdler.
During this pandemic the use of cheap toilet paper has been the go-to choice for many.
During this pandemic the use of cheap toilet paper has been the go-to choice for many.
The shelves been stripped of all paper products. Leaving only lower quality bargain store brands.
Hey Jimmy was eating Kristy and said she had Lint Balls.
Mommy calls dingle berrys Lint Balls.
Hey Jimmy was eating Kristy and said she had Lint Balls.
Mommy calls dingle berrys Lint Balls.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 10, 2020
Get the Lint Ballsmug. A prom night for JROTC cadets. JROTC cadets usually take a date or go with friends, its just a night for some dancing and talking.
Teacher: Alright cadets, the annual military ball is coming up, prepare yourselves.
Cadet: Oh shit, i still don't have a date.
Cadet: Oh shit, i still don't have a date.
by WaifuLaifu June 25, 2017
Get the military ballmug. by Cracker Black October 10, 2020
Get the Ball’s Palsymug.