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by The Philophil Sempai December 16, 2024
Get the dirty nessmug. by Toby Tootlesworth September 18, 2021
Get the Nessmug. A chaotic smash bros. player who often plays as Ness (a cool psychic kid)
Sometimes disliked by the competitive side of the smash community, but over-all pretty fun once you get to know 'em ^^
Sometimes disliked by the competitive side of the smash community, but over-all pretty fun once you get to know 'em ^^
Non-competitive player: woah, you're a Ness Main?
Ness Main: yep
Non-competitive player: neat!
Competitive player: sybau💔💔🥀
Ness Main: yep
Non-competitive player: neat!
Competitive player: sybau💔💔🥀
by Rowan_XD June 13, 2025
Get the Ness Mainmug. by liluzirouge_ May 8, 2018
Get the nessedmug. An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger
Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
by SilverSheilds October 6, 2022
Get the Loch Ness Monstermug. by Twitter User #49340984329123 May 8, 2021
Get the Nessmug. Chadster: “want some pizza?”
Bella: “GO TALK TO YOUR HOES”
Chadster: “ok I’ll buy you pizza”
Bella: “thank you for dealing with my womanly-ness.”
Bella: “GO TALK TO YOUR HOES”
Chadster: “ok I’ll buy you pizza”
Bella: “thank you for dealing with my womanly-ness.”
by PoopGoddess January 30, 2021
Get the womanly-nessmug.