muzzleloader

A man who enjoys having objects inserted into his urethra. (term is derived from old-time guns that had their bullets loaded from the top of the barrel)

It was only when Mike asked Jill to insert the happy end of a ball point pen into his penis that she realized he was a muzzleloader.

by Don Wong September 30, 2003

muzz

White trash

Whooooaaah! Muzz! *points at mobile home*

by Muzz27 January 12, 2004

Muzzle touch

In Gears of war two, running up so close to an enemy that, upon the pulling of the trigger, results in multiple organs and/or brain matter splattering on the wall.

For best results try with a shotgun (obviously!)

Dude I just muzzle touched that grub with my shotgun! Now I can see what he had for lunch!Awesome!

by paltrygrunt June 26, 2009

Mizzie

A young girl usually one who hides in her closet a lot and will often ask you to throw shampoo bottles at her. Beware she snorts marshmallows and can be rather... umm... agressive. Tends to overuse the phrase "You don't need bubble wrap to know when it's chowder time". Has black hair and glasses. :D

...I think I know what was in your closet, man. Those marshmallows were totally from a Mizzie!

by whatthefruit March 19, 2009

Mazzie

A socially acceptable term for recreationally masturbating. Mazzie can be used frequently, in any situation and with no negative recourse or connotations.

"Hey man, wanna go to the gym?"

"Yeah, give us a bit, just having a mazzie"

by verslayer March 23, 2013

Muzza

strange man prowls on streets

bloody hell a filthy big muzza

by Kristofer Thomas August 25, 2003

mizzion

Mizzion:Mansion, Your house

"Im funna go back to my mizzion"

by x RoCcin x May 16, 2004