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pants mullet

The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"
by Vladimir Waxsin January 29, 2008
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Australian Mullet

A mullet but down under

When you shave your coochie/balls but not your asshole
I didn’t have time to shave everything before the hookup so I just went for the Australian Mullet
by Goblinn February 10, 2022
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forbidden mullet

When a woman shaves or waxes her mons pubis and outer labia, or keeps the hair in those areas very short, but does neither of these things around her asshole. This creates the short-in-front, long-in-back look of a mullet.
My girlfriend has a forbidden mullet. Business in the front, party in the back.
by JayAC March 7, 2019
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Mullet Ho

Uncontrollable sexual desire for Mullets.
Loves Mullets, doesn’t care what it’s attached to.
“That’s a hot guy
“Nah, he’s pretty ugly”
I don’t care what he looks like, he’s got a Mullet”
“You’re a Mullet Ho”
by TheWizOfAus April 24, 2022
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Mullet Steve

Mullet Steve is a fictional character. No one knows anything about him except for the fact that he exists and that he has a mullet. He is often seen wearing a sweater and consuming pork products.

It is rumored that he has super powers and spends most of his time fighting evil. It is also rumored that if one cuts off Steve's mullet, the world will end.
Reporter: "Mullet Steve, do you enjoy bacon?"
Mullet Steve: "Darn tootin'!"
by Spunkyjr July 29, 2006
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flesh mullet

A roll of flesh at the back of someone's brush cut.
His flesh mullet undulated as he spoke.
by I got no pants April 23, 2003
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mullet couple

A couple, usually male/female, who are not equal in physical appearance. Opposites on a scale of attractiveness.
A mullet couple would be a fat or ugly dude with a smoking hot girlfriend/wife.
by Randy Poffo October 24, 2007
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