Mule-Eye

The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."

Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!

Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.

by misterburns1 August 6, 2008

It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

by The deplorables July 27, 2022

Mule-tilated

kraked softwarez received via the e-mule peer-to-peer sharing system

I got some warez today, the serialz have been well mule-tillated and you can operate pro-gratis

by Garry Ladd July 28, 2005

Urine Mule

A partner so devoted that they will receive your urine mid-gaming session and then crawl to the bathroom with hips raised to avoid spillage, finally depositing it into the toilet while you finish your boss fight. The term comes from drug mules—only this mule’s cargo is warmer, wetter, and marginally more ridiculous.

Dude I was in a 2v2 in Warzone and I didn’t want to get up—thank god for my Urine Mule.

by SquirrelKingLord June 15, 2025

mule sweatin'

When a very country low class woman gets turned on and her vagina becomes wet/moist.

Damn, that feller over there is so sexy he got my mule sweatin'.

by Skittle_Pop May 24, 2023

Mule Sperm

Mule sperm is a mule that sperms in a human being.

"FUCK ME HARDER MULE SPERM"

by anonymous February 6, 2021

mule

A mule is usually referred to as someone who transports drugs from where they were made (usually illegal drugs) to somewhere else where it can then be sold.

Who is that?
That’s the mule, he’s about to go drop off a 10 key

by SMURFFRICKINSMASHER June 6, 2025