Crusty Martha

As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.

While Jennifer was in the bathroom, I pulled a Crusty Martha on her new living room drapes.

by Tron Bobcat February 26, 2010

Swagga-Mart

A place that should be invented so that individual's possesing no swagger can feel better about themselves. It is only stocked with the finest and all are welcome.

Person 1: "Man that dude is a freakin loser."
Person 2: "Let's take him to swagga-mart, my auntie will drive."
Person 1: "Affirmative."

by I know It All Trust me December 1, 2009

Wal*Mart Diet

A diet that is popular with Walmart workers due to the fact that they can no longer afford to feed themselves

"I've lost 60lbs due to the Wal*Mart Diet!" --- True story btw

by Dukem360 January 21, 2011

quickie mart

A room full of hookers waiting to give you a quickie.

If you are a sex addict, a quickie mart will help you relieve stress.

by InsertRandomNounHere March 3, 2014

mini-mart

Scaled down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station.

"Has it got a mini-mart?"

by thefutureofpolitics November 13, 2015

Wal-Mart Footlong

The act of wrapping your penis in saran wrap and having sex with your partner.

Dude, I forgot to buy condoms at the store today, so when I got home I gave my girlfriend a Wal-Mart Footlong.

by ScrufferNutter March 16, 2017

Jiffy Mart Feet

Dirty bottoms of the feet, as if one walked barefoot from the trailer park, up to the jiffy mart (or other convenience store) to buy a 40, discount smokes, and / or a scratch-off ticket. One of the most common situations in which Jiffy Mart Feet can be observed is that of adult film actresses appearing in amateur and very-low-budget pseudo-professional adult film productions.

She was delivering a quality performance riding cowgirl, but then he rolled her over on her back and into the pinned missionary position. This action revealed that she had a serious case of Jiffy Mart Feet which - against the back drop of Busch Light Draft and an overflowing ashtray on the night stand and that crappy wall paper that they only put in single wides - gave the actress a real sense of authenticity in the scene.

by Kid Brooks August 11, 2019