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moping the table

The term coined by poker pro Usman Aslam refers to taking all of the money/chips that people may have on the table in a poker game, while making the most donkey plays. All in on 7-2 off suite pre-flop and taking pots down with nine high are donkey plays and taking all of peoples money is moping the table clean.
Tony was on fire last night, I had Aces cracked by two pairs of 8/3. He was moping the table, no one stood a chance against his big stack.
by Usman Aslam June 18, 2008
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S'moring

Verb. The act of superfluously talking about, bringing up, or annoyingly gushing about a significant other in conversation. S'moring may appear in conversations about significant others but is especially prevalent in conversations where the significant other reference is somewhat obscure to the point of random. S'moring.
Ex1: I apologize, I'm S'moring. Tell me about you.

Ex2: Caitlin would not stop S'moring about Allison.

Ex3: Jessica s'mored all dinner. Lucky we love her.
by ThatAgirl July 11, 2012
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mooing

To press a dick on your throat and Moo while doing that the vibration from your thoat makes him cum
God man April mooing me so good last night the vibration had me cumming until it was dripping off her neck
by lina7001 December 2, 2014
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Slow'Moeing

The act of not being able to to achieve a complete errection even in the presence of open and willing vagina.
Jason was slow'Moeing when the woman allowed him to beat his penis on her body.
by Terry Goodman ( NT ) December 9, 2008
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moling

To mole is to curve one's hands in a claw-like shape and make furious digging motions inside another's rectum. The phrase "Can you dig it?" was originally a reference to this practice.

The terms "Mole" and "Hole", in noun form, sometimes refer to moler and molee respectively.
(1)
"Yooo you wanna chill this weekend?"
"Naah dude I can't... I'm molin' my hole"
"Who's your hole?"
"Cole"
"I thought Baird was his mole..."
"Nope. Cole's my hole."

(2)
"I'm constipated."
"Ever try moling?"
"Let's try moling."
by beeeeees October 6, 2011
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Mowing my lawn

When someone is stealing your customers. (usually used in drug dealing)
Quit mowing my lawn bro, get of my turf!
by Jetinsky! April 17, 2019
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