mirror

Anything with a vague reflection of your self-image.

Constantly looking at a mirror won't make you look better.

If you truly want to see yourself, don't use a mirror, use a camera.

by we found a problem October 23, 2007

morronga

Spanish word for morrong. Word is related to certain species of fish, poultry, certain farm animals, and also may reference the pinga, penis, or the Puerto Rican bicho.

While playing in the farm with some of the sheep, Junior accidentally cut his morronga and developed Morrong Fever.

While playing in the desert with some of the camels, Ahmed accidentally cut his morrong and developed Morrong Fever, secondary to Kakus exposure.

by HanSoloRRT April 16, 2008

mirror-talk

lazily having a conversation with someone while looking at the persons reflection in a mirror instead of looking at their face.

I don't understand why you have to mirror-talk me in the morning, I'm standing right beside you.

by BadBessie January 8, 2014

Morrocan Seesaw

A even lower use of the "threesome". It's when someone takes a traffic cone, shoves it up a girl's vagina. Then, she stays stiff as a board. On the "ass" side of the girl, a guy gives her anal. Another man lies on the "head" side of the girl and lies down, his erect penis along the same line of the girl's mouth. When the man on the "ass" side of the girl reaches the ground he pushes up with his legs, causing the "head" side of the girl to go down on the other guy's dick, performing a blowjob. This goes on until all three (that's important) members of the sex act cum.

If you want to find the best example to convince your guy friend to have a threesome with you and your girlfriend, the Morrocan Seesaw might want to be included as a possibility.

by Herm Plunkers July 8, 2006

Mirror Man

Nobody knows who exactly this guy is, but we all know he is a complete freak. You will often see him most nights of the week out at the clubs hitting up the d-floor (next to a mirror). You cant help but to stare at his dancing style which consists of one move. The put your hand up with your index finger erect and shake it around while doing a slight crouch to the floor when a catchy beat comes on. Mirror man. WE SALUTE YOU!

WHOAAAA check out Mirror Man's new T! i've gotta get me one of those!

by 10MILK February 7, 2010

mordor

When referring to the spot when only in the company of those who know its true name. Mordor is horrible, and should only be visited when you need to be reminded of what rock bottom truly is.

Mick: Hey guys, how about we go to Mordor tonight?

Yorkie: Dude, I don't want to see any orcs, but I'll ride a dragon all night!

*Steve shows up*

Steve: Where are we going tonight?

Everyone who knows: The Spot!

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

Moriori

Early inhabitants of New Zealand who were supplanted and eventually all but obliterated by Maori, through cannibalism and genocide.
A tall, peaceful, and very dark-skinned race of people, they are often listed as Polynesian, but in fact originated in South America.
They were superb gardeners who grew the kumara, or sweet potato, which was a native of their South American homeland, and taught its cultivation to the later arriving Maori.
What remains of their geneology survives today on the Chatham Islands, to where they were driven from the New Zealand mainland islands, and to where Maori pursued and attempted to annihilate them.

The Moriori predated Maori in inhabiting New Zealand, and are not the same people or part of the same racial grouping.

by Flash the Squirrel August 21, 2010