Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse

The password for the Mickey Mouse house. They call the name and the door opens.

They don’t do exercise, they do ‘mousekercise’.
They don’t use tools, they use ‘mousekertools’.
They eat mouske-food. They breath mouseke-air

Ps: Daniel if you’re reading this, I feel so stupid rn 😔😂

Hello Everybody, Come on in. Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse!

by Britney101 May 15, 2020

squeeze the moose

Related to moose knuckle. When her pants are so tight that the outline of her lips are visible - taking on the appearance of a moose knuckle.
To squeeze the moose, her gentleman grabs her by the "knuckle" and squeezes the lips together, with her clitoris in the middle. The result is typically an orgasm.

He likes to squeeze the moose when we're in public moose knuckle camel toe

by GushingForth May 5, 2015

You Always Know When You've Been Moosed

When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.

This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.

by JScrub August 19, 2009

bull moose

A drinking game. Those who are initiated into the bull moose club have to only drink with their left hands. If you are caught with a drink in your right hand, and someone who is also initiated into the bull moose club yells "BULL MOOSE" you are required to down the rest of your beverage.

To be initiated into the club, a bull moose member must fill you in on the rules above, and then you have to chug a beer to pay your respective "dues."

Two guys are at a kegger. Both have been in the bull moose club for years. One of them forgets and holds his drink in his right hand. Other guy says "bull moose bitch!". "Fuck now i have to finish the rest of my beer." the other responds.

by B. Crouse August 15, 2006

Moose Head

Same action as road head, but instead of the driver getting pleasured their co-pilot, or passenger, gets to receive some scrumptious head from the backseat slut.

While Shane was driving to the river, Kiki leaned over and gave Spencer some moose head.

by BearClaw91 August 12, 2009

Bed moose

Canadian version of bed bugs.

Generally not a good idea to use around people who are not aware of its meaning, as we all know nothing is as funny if you have to explain it.

Mother: Good night, Stephen, don't let the bed moose bite.

by M_J_Forster March 25, 2007

Moose-alicous

Someone wonderful,witty and well endowed.Good for behind doors activities..............

Babes youre moose-alicous!Shake it!

by mushroom April 29, 2003