Moon Pig 

Chubby girls who are the only ones left at a bar or club at 3 a.m

Brian:"Dude I was so wasted last night i totally hooked up with a moon pig and by the end of the night she was screaming pig latin"

Marcel:"Dude thats fucking gross"

Moon Pig by The Shitztigators September 23, 2010

moon docking 

Describes an act when a man and his woman are having sex and when the man has a finger(s) up her ass, she moves her hand toward his ass and sticks her finger(s) up his ass. Together they are having sex and "moon docking" each other. The more fingers and closer to orgasm the greater the feeling.

"I was wrist deep in my bitch's ass last night when she snuck up on me and she started "moon docking" me. It was fuckin' awesome. I never came so hard in my life"

moon docking by CornholioMaxholio May 4, 2008

moon bounce 

definition of what two gay male bottoms do when they go home after a night at the bar and realize that neither is a top

Cliff left the bar early to go sleep with this guy, but all they could do is moon bounce.

moon bounce by jasonje April 11, 2010

moon dip 

When you run your finger down your Buttcrack and get the sweat and leftover chodes, And then proceed to wipe it on another persons upper lip.

The moon dip smells like poo!

moon dip by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Moon Critter 

A person of African American descent who is looting during the evening hours and can only be spotted by the light of the moon.

My car was stolen last night and it looks like a group of moon critters are the culprit.

Moon Critter by bootyliciouss808 January 1, 2010

Moon Boots 

US Military slag for the Marine Corps' Desert Combat Boot.

Standard issue military boots for military desert cammo uniform, issued to Army and Navy personnel.

Term is used in a documentary called "Ears open, Eyeballs Click" about Marine Corps basic training.

"You are all issued two pairs of moon boots, don't lose them!"

"Fuck! Iam so screwed, I lost my left moon boot!
Marine Basic training (boot camp)

Moon Boots by doughboymarine November 2, 2011

moon cricket 

Term derived from African folk lore, translated loosely to hungry chimp in the night.

Honey please give that moon cricket some change, he looks pathetic.

moon cricket by sda2007 January 5, 2008