Thirst Monster

A person who needs constant attention. To "thirst" on a regular basis; day by day thirst. When the "thirst" goes above and beyond.

Me: Oh man I cant wait to go see Joe tonight, he is taking me out to dinner and a movie.
Cousin: Ooo I can I come? If I cant come can I get a doggie bag? Tell Joe I said "Hai.."
Me: Nah thirst monster.

by lammzdegreatness May 18, 2013

Roll Monster

One who has many rolls and can often be described as one that rapes the pantry and steals twinkies from little kids lunch pales.

The roll monster is suspected of consuming many food items.

The roll monster often hides food in its rolls for hibernation

by KILLKEV November 19, 2004

Scrazzle Monster

Someone who is cheap, stingy, or scruffy looking

Person 1: Dude you been campin on that blunt, ya "scrazzle monster"

by RE1015 May 3, 2010

Desire Monster

Being possessed by the desire to be rich, have a mansion on the beach, be famous, be envied, that drives delusional "hits" project attempts which fail one after another.

Joe lived cheap and was condemnatious of people that worked hard and had nice things, dubbing them "materiakistic," however he worked on one project after the other trying to make it rich because he had a desire monster living in his brain.

by JessicaWalters April 11, 2021

King of the monsters

GOD fuckin ZILLA

GODZILLA is king of the monsters

by tguvtd July 1, 2018

Drunkness monster

When a quiet nice person turns into a raging loony when he/she is intoxicated.

Matt is usually the nicest person to be around, but he drank a bottle of jack last night and smashed a dead cat over his brothers windshield. He is such a Drunkness Monster.

by gchytuvhj January 26, 2009

cookie monster

The act of penetrating your female partner's rectum with your thumb and inserting your other four fingers into her vagina. Move your thumb and fingers as you would a sock puppet, thus creating a cookie eating monster. (Voices are encouraged for maximum arousal.)

My girlfriend likes to role play, so I suggested Sesame Street. I rolled her onto her stomach and gave her the cookie monster until she squealed like Ms. Piggy.

by Tris Shedaw December 7, 2010