mondey a' fukun mornan

Irish derivation of the term: Oh no it's Monday morning again. I am very tired and don't want to be at work today.

<Deep Belfast accent>

Ah Patrick Top ov tha mornan to ya. Had a few toow main'y black an tan's did ya' las night?

No, ey only had a'y single jar ov porter paddy ya fukun prick. It's "mondey a' fukun mornan" that's doin it to me - to be sure!

</Deep Belfast accent>

by Rich March 24, 2003

Kalispell, Montana

A dead end city that most people never leave.

"I wish I could get out of Kalispell, montana"

by skicskicskic April 3, 2009

Big Montana

A sloppy vagina, with meat curtains that run for miles. It hangs like sleeve of wizard and is so beat up that it looks like Roast Beef.

Her Vagina was nasty, that thing was a Big Montana. I'm tellin' you her Vagina was so loose, I could drive my truck through there.

by chad richardson May 29, 2008

Montana lap rat

Adjective. Hairy, unkempt pussy.

Your momma gotsa montana lap rat between her legs.

by Mark January 28, 2005

Montana Red Hot

While getting blown by your gay lover you pull out and ejaculate on his face while pepper-spraying him.

Greg's eyes were swollen shut from an allergic reaction to a Montana red hot.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Mannanny

Poonanny for the gay man.

"Chad, you going to the gay club tonight?"

"For sure Brett, how else do you think I'm going to plow some of that stinky Mannanny?"

booty ass back-pussy pooter crapple-jack chocolate starfish mud-scrunchie turd-cutter butt

by Onathan Jott January 9, 2013

tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su

in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.

your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'

by tu madre es tu mama June 14, 2011