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monkeyshining

Having someone act twofaced behind your back.
That hoe Sheilas been monkeyshining. Lets pop a cap in that boppas ass.
by Ali February 24, 2005
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Monkeys

A species we should be incredibly thankful for.
"We evolved from monkeys."
by Finalpoet September 11, 2018
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Bag Full of Monkeys

Describes the situation where more than 2 guys need to share the same condom with one girl.
I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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Monkeys

Hash, pot, spliff, draw.
Shit, I've lost my monkeys.
by Raketemensch September 3, 2003
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crunk monkeys

monkeys that sipped too much of that patronee
kyla was so hung over she didnt know she was fucking sum crunk monkeys
by skeet busicuit December 3, 2007
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finger monkeys

What a two year old calls the marks on the surface of a CD or DVD that are made when they first learn how to load this technology into the player. These cheeky little sticky critters cause havoc with the music/film.
"Oh no! I've put finger monkeys on."
by dreamingwombat February 3, 2010
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Monkeyshines

A person that you can pay to make you happy for an hour.
"Oh yeah, that's godd head Monkeyshines"
by Kiss Mike Hunt March 5, 2008
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