Mongolian Log War

When two people press their asses together and create an air tight seal. Then they both shit and try to push the log into the others body.

"Dude, we should have a Mongolian Log War because I bet I can burst a turd out of your chest like an alien."

by mazda6maniac October 14, 2011

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mongolian rodeo

A gaysian gang bang of sorts, consisting of all gay Asian males, partaking in a sexual orgy.

"Hey Minh, do you want to go to the Mongolian Rodeo at Tom's house tonight? Jeff is going to be there and he said you could ride him like a horse."

by Gaysian Fanatic July 18, 2007

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Mongonto • mongon • mongonese • Mongongeria • zack mongon • Mongo • mongoloid • mongoose • mongol • Mongolia

Mongoose

A cocky dick that talks to loads of girls, arrogant, self obsessed and overall a douche

God that guy is such a "mongoose"

by Myaahh April 24, 2015

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mongoloid

dude that nigga is a mongoloid!

mongoloid: dumbass

by Tommyx64 November 29, 2018

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A crisp, large, slightly hardened fecal birth. It has been aged in the large intestine where it is pushed into the rectum for launch preparation. Launch requires an arduous and rapid expansion that may cause rectal bleeding. After exiting the anal orifice , it produces a distinctive “ sploosh” that producers describe as “pure sex”. Only the finest of plumbing can withstand this colossal load. Additional recovery on the part of the producer or the plumbing may be required. Plungers be ware.

OOOO I can feel a mongo comin on.

by fartsnifffer69420 June 29, 2019

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