Mongolian Merry Go Round

When 3 or more men rotate around in a circle around a small animal while ejaculating all over it

Man that was so fun when we Mongolian Merry Go rounded the Doob last night after Attending ninjas funeral

by Heythatwasprettygooddbo July 22, 2018

mongoloidio

A Mongoloid, just more mongy

"Hey, did you see Kevin?"
"Yeah, he's evolved from a mongoloid to a mongoloidio"

by UltraInstinctJoeBiden February 20, 2019

Mongolian frying pan

When a man hangs upside down from the ceiling by his testicles and spiderman kisses his dog

James: yo I totally Mongolian frying panned my dog last night. James mother: you are dissapointment

by buttersseggclown October 28, 2019

Mongolian Mudcave

The act where a man defecates in a woman's mouth and then sticks his penis in her mouth while full of fecal matter. He then ejaculates leaving a hollowed out cave in her mouth.

Yo bro! I totally banged that Lucy chick who was into scat fetishes. She even let me give her a mongolian mudcave

by Gator 8er February 4, 2020

Mongolian Cherry

When your banging your lass from behind in the doggy position, unexpectedly force your fist in her ass and Captain Hook that intestine and pull it out ‘causing her to prolapse, then when it’s hanging out slap the m’fucker back in with a dry back-hand.

“Got any skins lad?? How you an that burd get on the uva nite then?” “Yeah here go bro, yeah slammed her all ova kidda, gave the scutter a Mongolian cherry didn’t i?”

by AmberLeafSpecialist September 18, 2020

Mongolian Grape Drip

When you attach four grapes to a cocktail stick and use them as anal beads, only to clench and juice them into a glass, creating the forbidden Ribena

Guy 1: "Dude did you get lucky with that Ryan guy last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, we watched some Chuck and tucked into a Mongolian Grape Drip afterwards!"

by biggest bluest snail January 13, 2021

Mongolian Heat Pleat

First documented in the late Ming Dynasty, a common practice amongst the Mongol men during the Mongol/Khanate invasions of China; usually involving 3 or more men braiding each others foreskins together to avoid cryopathy of the glans. Colloquially known as Cock Cording and Knob Knitting. This is now referred to in the modern age as Docking.

“Christ lads, it’s so friggen’ cold out here, we should probs join in on a Mongolian Heat Pleat to save our skins!”

“Hey Steve, Kev and I were talking about trying out that Mongolian Heat Pleat thing we learnt in history yesterday? You want in?”

by Ghangrenis Khant December 2, 2021