Mission Potato

Another name for Mission Viejo, so named for the early immigrants that journeyed there from Spanish Mexico: Colonel Salvador Jesus Ignoble de Potato (1779-1828) led an expedition to settle the peaty marshes where Borders, Best Buy, and Dairy Queen now sit.

Mission Potato/Viejo is one of the world's leading exporters of tubers with business degrees.

"Hey dude, where you from again?"

"Mission Potato."

"Where's that?"

"Orange County."

"Dude! The OC!!"

by Zak Nelson July 29, 2006

missionette

A female Mormon missionary. Known formally as Sister Missionaries. Missionettes are typically homely Mormon girls who were not married off by the ripe old age of 21. "Return Missionette" or RM status greatly improves one's marriage prospects.

"Don't answer the door! The Missionettes are heading up the walk."

by YYY Delilah September 24, 2008

missionary

a student that goes to a catholic school, such as mission

some nerd: hey did you do that fun algerbra last night?

normal guy: eew missionary get away nerd!

by higaflabgenite May 2, 2009

Onion mission

None-o'-ya damnnn business.

Kippy: "So how did you guys get here, anyway"
Arbiter: "We were on an onion mission, kid.."
Kippy: "What's an onion mission?"
Arbiter: "None-o'-ya DAMN business. HOME.. RUN."

by uberaleX March 2, 2008

New Mission

The Inner Richmond District of San Francisco. Called 'New Mission' because it is becoming hipper and more popular than the traditionally cool kid part of San Francisco, the Mission District.

"I'll take New Mission pho over a Mission burrito any day of the fucking week! The New Mission totally fucking contolinis."

by barleyman October 20, 2008

abort mission

during sex, when a man has to pull out of his girls' vagina abruptly, refering to the sperm not being able to "complete their mission"

"dude, i was handlin business, and about to creampie the bitch, but i remembered suzie had went off the pill and had to abort mission."

by ugodown October 13, 2011

Shawnee Mission West

Shawnee Mission West the strongest of all Shawnee mission schools has beautiful girls and awesome dudes and a beast mascot. It also is one of the best at sports out of all the other Shawnee mission schools. Their are no gross cliques at west like there are at North West and we aren't fake alcoholics like the East weirdo's, we also aren't low class druggies like the North kids who think that it's really special their school is rundown and old. And claiming to be most similar to Shawnee mission south we will still beat you in all sports and and have better colors. So in the end why wouldn't you envy everyone who goes to West? After all West is best!

Oh, he must go to Shawnee Mission West.

by Vikingsaredashiz July 16, 2011