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Mendon

This little hell-hole town in Western Illinois that only has 900 people in it and there are about only 50 people in the town that are smart. The people are like in a cult on how close they are to each other. The people their think that the school is awesome but really they are mostly douche-bags, they think they are so hot-shit even tho they only win like at least two games out of ten and if you do not play football or basketball, they think you are a nerd. The only smart people there are the people that moved there and the teachers that moved there also. The people there think that the first day of hunting is a holiday and half the girls there think their so hot and everyone wants them but really they are sluts and are dumber than a pile of shit. Never move there is you are thinking of moving.
This town reminds me of Mendon
by The Magic Man 01 October 19, 2011
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Mandolin

1.The comparison between a Mandy and Penelope Cruz.

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2.A small stringed instrument
1." mandy what are you watching there?"
" captain corelli's mandolin"
" you remind me of penelope cruz"
eva- " mandolin? hmm"

2. i enjoy playing my mandolin
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mendoza

Adj. A person who lacks basic knowledge and intelligence.

Verb. To speak gibberish or to talk similar to the mentally handicapped
Congressman Smith is mendoza when it comes to issues Americans care about.

The President totally pulled a mendoza in his speech, in which he babbled and drooled on his shirt.
by RTard September 16, 2007
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the item fitted to the cat suit belonging to a mendonc allowing them to deficate at will
he has got a mendoushbag on
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Mandouche

A swab cotton material like object that is used to clean the mans penis inside... and out.

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midoner

i have a midoner baby.
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Mando Moment

When an old girl-friend or sexy female randomly messages you on a social networking site in an attempt to hook up with you.
Me: Dude, you never would guess what happened to me last-night?

Person: What!?

Me: I had a Mando Moment, Shirley messaged me on facespace, and she wants to get back with me! We're gunna get coffee on Saturday!
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