midgit

A small, annoying person who seems to follow you about and bitch about being small

Hello everyone im Holly and im midgit, Now stop bullying me while I get those pickles of the top shelf

by Honey boo boo CHILD!!!!!!!!! September 29, 2013

wonky eyed midget

Angry short man with one wonky eye.

Average height about 3ft.

Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.

Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.

'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'

by twofat March 5, 2008

flicked her midget

When a woman masturbates by flicking her clitoris.

Kimberly laid on her bed as she flicked her midget thinking of her lover.

by sandy eggo da lou February 5, 2009

I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me

This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.

SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

midgee

1. Mystery ingredient in Keystone's party mix.

2. Small pretzels.

1. Yo man, any midgee left in that party mix.

2. Dude, I bought a box of mini pretzels and you all the midgee.

by Pedro January 10, 2005

chocolate midgets

those little chocolate midgets on the show "little chocolateers". they're obviously made of midget chocolate.

hey, look at those chocolate midgets over there. let's crack them open and steal all their midget chocolate.

by midgetfan101 April 26, 2010

midget wrestling

Typically two midgets wrestling.
Can vary from cage matches to mud wrestling
Typically the cutest damn type of wrestling you've ever seen.

Timmy went and saw two midget wrestling. He then proceded to hit himself with a hammer

by super leet March 16, 2009