Messi

Away From 2,3,4 Wonderful Wonderful Wonderful, How Good Is He?

Messi at 19 years of age scores a hat trick for ten man Barcelona in extra time.

by Messi17 November 11, 2021

Messy mastiff

when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin

My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?

by Happy hamburger March 22, 2022

messi

The G.O.A.T

"Ronaldo is the goat"

"Shut up messi is"

by messi>ronaldo March 28, 2022

messy

unorganized

wow your desk is messy it has paint on it

by ihobd;ou3v October 15, 2021

Messi

the goat 🐐

bro ur a messi at FoRtNITe

by thtoneuglyshortkid September 15, 2021

hot messy nessy

When your homie smells like 3 day old bong water.

"Damn, Sharon over there smells like a hot messy nessy!"

by WeeedBear July 29, 2021

Messy

Dating your besties boyfriend

She’s so messy because she’s my best friend dating my ex!!

by Niyaaaaaaasa May 11, 2021