You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape
Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.
by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019
Get the Messi-Ronaldomug. Similar to metal dan the messy tacito is a sex act
(that usually ends fatally due to infection or blood loss)
forcefully used by older people on male children, the messy tacito starts off by holding a child down to a flat surface on their back and the the leader of the sex act takes a pair of scissors and cuts off a small portion of the tip of the child's penis, the leader then starts to suck on the penis and hold the blood in the mouth before they turn the child around and spit it into the anus, they then keep their mouth on the anus waiting for the blood to be excreted back into their mouths and then spit it out into the child's mouth and makes them swallow. The act is repeated until the leader gets tired of it or the child dies
(that usually ends fatally due to infection or blood loss)
forcefully used by older people on male children, the messy tacito starts off by holding a child down to a flat surface on their back and the the leader of the sex act takes a pair of scissors and cuts off a small portion of the tip of the child's penis, the leader then starts to suck on the penis and hold the blood in the mouth before they turn the child around and spit it into the anus, they then keep their mouth on the anus waiting for the blood to be excreted back into their mouths and then spit it out into the child's mouth and makes them swallow. The act is repeated until the leader gets tired of it or the child dies
by Retardedpineapple November 20, 2018
Get the messy tacitomug. A drunk white girl that is usually reserved and quiet but after a few drinks becomes loud, outgoing and likely to give people a piece of her mind with absolutely no empathy. Not normally a drinker, the “messy Kaitlin” becomes intoxicated quickly.
The new girl from accounts came to the work function, threw down 3 Long Island iced teas and turned into a “ messy Kaitlin”. She even called her boss a gnome before she became unwell and had to get a taxi home.
by The Zurnich July 27, 2023
Get the Messy Kaitlinmug. by M8888S| November 24, 2023
Get the leo messimug. Messi youngest son is named Ronaldo. Fun fact: his wife gave birth to him while Messi won his 7th ballon dor.
It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.
It means when you give your child the name of your "dog" or "rival" or someone who thinks they are better than you but really arent.
by Fcbottle_ follow me twt August 11, 2022
Get the Messi youngest sonmug. by Bezo7248 February 25, 2023
Get the Messy roommug. Somebody who has promised to be somewhere or do something, only to back out a the last possible moment, without honest reason or apology, causing embarrassment for the host and bemusement for all onlookers.
He said he would call me back, but he pulled a Messi and never did.
She’s such a Messi, she never keeps her promises.
She’s such a Messi, she never keeps her promises.
by hongkongpeople February 6, 2024
Get the Messimug.