Matrick 

When the the 2 people, Patrick and Maggie find their true love for each other

Evan: Omg, Patrick and maggie are SO cute together!!!
Grace: They really are.

Both: Matrick for life!!!

Matrick by 7oranges January 4, 2018

Fraternal matrimony 

An intense emotional relationship between two heterosexual males that, while non-sexual in nature, exceeds the boundaries of a traditional bromance.

A year after pledging the same fraternity, Harry and Gabe reached a state of fraternal matrimony and became the envy of their fellow brothers.

Fraternal matrimony is legal in California.

Fraternal matrimony by King Bro July 1, 2009

Matrixism 

A religion jacked from a fictional action movie, and thrown into the world of infinite beliefs out of pity for the nerd-species of human-kind. Consists of the beleif that what we see, hear, smell, and feel are all part of a Matrix that is unreal. Otherise defined as:

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

What Would Neo Do? Matrixism.

Matrixism by CaTina November 19, 2007

Matriculate 

A fancy word used to make yourself sound more intelligent in a high stakes situation. Actual definition is irrelevant, use it confidently to replace any more common word and earn immediate respect from your friends and co-workers.

Len: What's the play coach?
Hank (Coaching in the Super Bowl and aware he is mic'd for sound): Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys.
Len: Got it coach!
Otis (Back in the huddle): What the hell does matriculate mean?
Len: I have no idea, but from the context it is clear he wants us to continue advancing the ball, and I'm inspired as fuck right now.

Matriculate by mtgeezycreezy December 10, 2016

matridism 

n. a "your mom" joke, or its equivalent

(Latin mātri-, from mātr-, mother, and dis, from disparage or disrespect)

'Your mom's so stupid that she starved to death in a grocery store is one of many matridisms.

matridism by Danica Humphries January 11, 2009

matrick 

the ship name of maggie and patrick is simply "MATRICK" if your name is maggie and you know someone named patrick (or vice versa) u NEED to get together. You also need friends to support you guys.

Evan: Matrick is sooo meant to be

Patrick: I know right I love maggie so matrick just makes sense!

MATRICK 4 life

matrick by jenniferhudson 4 realz December 16, 2017

matris

Matris weighs 1000 pounds. Matris wears a moo moo. Matris drives a 1984 Geo Metro, there are no doors. Matris greases up the sides of her Metro and slips on in. There are no wheels. Matris gets a running start and pushes her Metro down a hill. Matris has a hair and beauty salon down town called, "Matris Loves You". Matris is a devout Catholic. She loves the Pope. Matris is always in Gremio. Never anywhre but Gremio. Where is she not? Not in Gremio. Always in Gremio, never anywhere but Gremio.

Matris is the Buck's manager. She takes care of ALL their away needs.

matris by Robert Goulet February 23, 2005