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mancarriage

(noun) the carriage a man carries 'himself' in, a.k.a. where he carries his manhood, a.k.a. his scrotum, testicles, groin, these are all synonyms of mancarriage

(this is not a play on miscarriages, which are serious business and more common than most think; approximately 1 in 6 babies are miscarried long before the mother is even aware (the following month) when the fertilized egg is washed out of the vagina instead of attaching itself to the uteran wall, being fertilized shortly before her next period.)
Oh my god!" "What happened?" "She kicked him in the/his mancarriage and he dropped like a stone." "She kicked his mancarriage!" "I played catcher in IFA sports in college and took one to my mancarriage once... Took me a good 10 or 15 minutes to walk it off."
by phillydrifter August 14, 2011
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Manart

Manart means, "Manufactured Art". It is something which looks like it was crafted by an artist, such as a sculpture, but was in fact manufactured based on a pre-determined specification.

Manart is often designed by those with no artistic experience, such as by decisions on committees or boards of directors.
Person 1: The new sculptures in the town centre are wonderful; they make the place look so much better.

Person 2: They are typical manart. No artist was involved, the council just ordered them from spec.
by Dzon November 7, 2012
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Manary Glands

An attitude that shows up when a man is acting like a woman.
John: I can't believe Doug is acting like he is.
Bob: I didn't realizing he was for showing his Manary Glands
by Humphrey Bogart November 3, 2013
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manners welfare

When one has to apologize/make excuses for others bad manners. Usu. a liberals way of defending bad people.
Dawn has manners welfare and has to explain away some morons bad behavior.
by fan of R.A.d. November 4, 2013
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mandarinism

A Macedonian movement, involving loots of sex, orgies, anime, rock, moshing and wall of deaths.
Simon: Mandarinism solves all problems.
by dontbeaplebplox December 23, 2014
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mandarinism

A Macedonian movement, involving loots of sex, orgies, anime, rock, moshing and wall of deaths.
Simon: Mandarinism solves all problems.
by dontbeaplebplox December 23, 2014
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ManCardRevokable

A man whose done something an actual man would never do. Usually resulting in a one week revoke of his man card. A second infraction in less than a year results in a lifetime ban of his man card.
Blake was caught sleeping with a Pokemon doll. Section B8 of the unwritten mancard rules states that his action was mancardrevokable...resulting in a one week suspension....also, for the week, his new name shall be "Blakachu".
by benJAMin31 June 6, 2016
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