Mangleat

mangleat mang-l-eat n. a form of processed meat products such as hot dogs, sausage, chorizo or spam.

I'm in the mood for same mangleat. Honey, could you pick up some mangleats for the barbeque tonight?

by Russ Putnam (WiiTodd) December 24, 2008

mangled anus

When your ass has been destroyed and ripped apart by mexican food or Indian Food. The most common way to catch the " Mangled anus-itis" Is eating a ghost pepper , but with your ass hole.

Mexican Bartender : " Wooooaaahhh Essssaaayyy !!!! DID you go Loco and shit yo pants ?"
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " No Sir... My ass has been Mangled..
Mexican Bartender : " I shall call it the...

Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Mangled.."
Mexican Bartender : " Anus.."
Victim of Mangled anus-itis : " Itis ! I mean that's what every disease ends with ! "

by Doctor Fucktard Beenjamin November 13, 2014

manlett

That one fat kid who goes to the gym but gets not gains and the only thing he run is his mouth.

I'm a manlett! Mate you are the biggest manlett I know!

by Manspeaksthetruth July 30, 2016

mangley

Hairy ass woman; Hairs on the legs that look like pubes

She is one of those Mangleys. Damn did you see the Mangleys on her!! Her legs were a damn forrest of Mangleys. You’d have to get some long ass hedge trimmers to take care of those mangleys!

by #mangley4life October 2, 2020

The ManBearPig

You are thrusting the girl in the ass as hard as you possibly can, with no lube or contraceptive, the giver leans over the top of the recievers head inserting their right middle and index finger into the recievers nostrals. With your left hand, you constantly punch / jab her in the stomach. Once she finally falls over and dies or becomes unconscious, guzzle down at least a pint to liter of honey and vomit all over her.

Thus creating "TheManBearPig (A combination of "The Pig" and "The Bear"

Jack: I gave your mom The ManBearPig last night!

Fred: You what?

Jack: Yea, I didn't want to get my hand wet from her mouth so I put it in her nose like The Pig.

Fred: You ate the honey and threw up on her just like The Bear!?

Jack: Yea, it was gross and threw up more!

by Sharkbeam September 23, 2009

Manbear

A female named Samantha. Originates from the inability of a dense child to pronounce the name Samantha.

What's your name?

Manbear Frankland.

Manbear? That can't be your name. Show me your id. Oh right, you mean Samantha!

by Henry "Henners" D January 1, 2009

ManBearPig

HALF Man, HALF Bear and HALF Pig. (MBP)
ManBearPig is a mamal created by Al Gore the last American Vice President. MBP is explained as the "single biggest threat to our planet." MBP is known as the creature that "roams the earth alone." People suggest that MBP is not real, but Al Gore says "MBP is very real and I'm serial." MBP has large hooves where humans feet should be. Al Gore believes to have spotted MBP in a tourist attraction known as "Cave of the Winds" Located in South Park, Colorado. MBP dropings are similar to pig droppings...but more manbear like. MBP also smells like salfur of salmon like odors.

Half man half bear and half pig
"ManBearPig is very real and I'm super serial."

by Ben Caruso October 11, 2007