A Macker is an ignorant male, typically a white boy from suburbia who thinks he has the world by the balls but in reality is a loser. A Macker usually has just a high school education and a false sense of importance. He is highly skilled in the following arts: pimpin', mackin', lyin', cheatin', stealin', freeloadin' and destroying other people's property. This pathetic fuck will typically have a couple of DWI's, been thrown out of two colleges, been discharged by the military after two weeks when the results of his drug testing are complete, stole from every family member, friend, employer, friends of friends, has a crimnal record, thinks he's a wiggar, who's hero is 50 Cent, thinks he's a player and will rob your fucking molars while you sleep. Age range is 17-26 but a good number continue to Mac well into their 30's. A Macker is a drain on their families and society because of their need for rent money, drugs, bling, attorneys, fines, fees, and bail. The 1990's spawned the age of the Macker. It's a whole generation of fools that will live the rest of their lives in misery, poverty and dispair. Fuck them all.
Fellow Macker: Yo Macker, where you get dem boots?
Macker: Shit dog, I spent 25 cents for a shopping bag and Penny's and jammed the mutha fuckas into da bag when the stupid security dude looked the other way. What a dumb bitch he is...
Macker: Shit dog, I spent 25 cents for a shopping bag and Penny's and jammed the mutha fuckas into da bag when the stupid security dude looked the other way. What a dumb bitch he is...
by John Vogler December 27, 2006
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A Mackerel has no legs or arms, but a fleshy torso. One particular type of mackerel has been spotted in and around the Weymouth area, lurking about with a salmon.
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