Minecraft

A game where non-virgins go to escape the virgin curse of Fortnite. Created in 2009 by the first Swedish Minecraft multimillionaire. Currently the best selling sandbox game of all time.

Person 1: “Hey, wanna play Fortnite?”
Person 2: “Hell no! I’m not a virgin!”
Person 1: “What about Minecraft?”
Person 2: “Actually, that sounds fun.”

by Minecraftboi January 30, 2020

Minecraft

That 8-bit 3D lego game, that exists just so your 12 years old self could play this game And get Sucked into the game and have a chance of making a shitty Minecraft lets play

the 12 years olds may have moved to fortnite,
And the 15 years olds may have replayed minecraft

12 year old in 2015: Hey I like this shitty game made in 2009, I shall play it
(3 years later)
15 year old: shit, should I unlist all the shitty Minecraft let plays on my channel?
2019: Hmmm let's play Minecraft again

by Okgamerbro9001 July 28, 2019

Minecraft

BEST FUCKING GAME EVER. Fuck fortnite. SMH IMAGINE NOT PLAYING MINECRAFT. eeeeeewwwwwwwwww Plus the community is so nice!? :) Just play it you wont regret it >:(

Chad: I played minecraft today

Jessica: BROOOOOOOO so BADASS!!!1!!

by Stop_It July 12, 2020

minecraft

if you are searchin dis up den u r addicted to dis

hi i play minecraft dumbass

by brodontdough June 12, 2018

minecraft

a game that weaboos play # kill the pandas

i love minecraft

by oofnite October 21, 2019

Minecraft

A booming game once where every kid talked about it, now a completely dead game where only nerds play it

Nerd: Do you wanna play Minecraft
Random geek: Srsly?

by A name no one has taken September 18, 2018

Minecraft

This is the thing that I am addicted to and a have played this game for 300 hours and this is my life and I play a lot of it all my freainds make jokes out of it to

“I bet I play more minecraft than you “

by Kingscraft December 12, 2017